Brief Summary
Born against will in Great Falls, Montana.
Whelped on a small wheat farm near Joplin,
(go directly to the middle of nowhere and hang left).
Plotted escape for 17 years.
Graduated high school.
Headed west in a beater pickup with a leaky topper.
Ran out of gas in Portland, Oregon.
Married art school hotty from PNCA.
(Pacific Northwest College of Art)
Sniffed markers at BP&N and Wieden and Kennedy.
Adopted two Crazy Kids from Kazakhstan.
Self employed, plotting my next exscape.
Living large.
Clients
Burgerville
Boston Beer
Budwwiser-Bareknuckle Stout
Coke
Campbelle's soup
Chronicle Books
Davis Cup
Eistine Brothers
Freightliner
ESPN
Gallo
Hasbro
Hewlett Packard
LL Bean
Nike
NewYorkTimes
New Yorker
Oregon Lotery
Playboy
Penzoil
Post Cereal
Purina
Quirk Books
Rejuvenations
Service Master
St. Martins Press
SunValley resort
Tillamook Cheese
Toyota
TriMet
Wacom
