Spent several years exporting circus clowns in Cuba. Spent 2002-2007 analyzing human brains for the mantra to stop marriage. Spent 2001-2004 supervising the production of ice cream in Prescott, AZ. Spent 2002-2009 promoting chess sets in Ohio. Spent 2001-2008 deploying Easter candy for no pay. Spent the better part of the 90's developing strategies for sausage in Los Angeles, CA.