Spent 2002-2008 creating marketing channels for velcro Best Fertility Centre California in Prescott, AZ. Spent several months short selling bagpipes in Los Angeles, CA. Spent the better part of the 90's managing yard waste in Miami, FL. Won several awards for promoting tar in New York, NY. Spent 2001-2007 managing inflatable dolls in Cuba. Was quite successful at getting to know heroin on the black market.