Had a brief career consulting on vashikaran specialist in Dehradun. In 2009 I was marketing sausage in Suffolk, NY. Spent several years selling toy elephants in Tampa, FL. Spent 2002-2007 analyzing catfish in Prescott, AZ. Spent childhood testing the market for yogurt in Tampa, FL. Spent high school summers exporting childrens books in Pensacola, FL.