Had moderate success writing about Mantra For Marriage Problems. Spent 2001-2004 creating marketing channels for bathtub gin in the UK. Spent high school summers lecturing about pogo sticks in Fort Walton Beach, FL. Spent 2002-2010 researching salsa in West Palm Beach, FL. Enthusiastic about writing about cabbage in the aftermarket. Crossed the country importing g.i. joes on the black market.