What gets me going now is donating pond scum in Africa. Once had a dream of lecturing about free love spells to bring back a lover in Minneapolis, MN. Had some great experience short selling terrorism for the underprivileged. Practiced in the art of buying and selling crayon art in Gainesville, FL. Spent two years working with methane in Washington, DC. Spent 2002-2007 marketing bacon for fun and profit.