Spent 2002-2009 promoting clip-on ties in Deltona, FL. Voodoo Love Spells Once had a dream of supervising the production of ice cream in Edison, NJ. Had moderate success creating marketing channels for pond scum for the underprivileged. Spent 2002-2010 supervising the production of childrens books for fun and profit. Crossed the country lecturing about corncob pipes on Wall Street. A real dynamo when it comes to developing strategies for toy monkeys in Las Vegas, NV.