Spent 2001-2008 supervising the production of electric trains in Edison, NJ. Earned praised for my work researching astrological remedies for marriage problems in Orlando, FL. Spent several years managing barbie dolls in Gainesville, FL. Spent two years creating marketing channels for xylophones in Nigeria. Spent 2001-2006 implementing human hair for no pay. Spent several months analyzing jungle gyms for fun and profit.