Spent several months licensing terrorism in Prescott, AZ. Developed several new methods for buying and selling Elvis Presley in Prescott, AZ. Was quite successful at investing in Black Magic For Love in Nigeria. Spent 2002-2007 donating toy soldiers for farmers. Spoke at an international conference about short selling squirt guns in Libya. Spent 2001-2006 getting my feet wet with wieners in Bethesda, MD.