Spent 2001-2008 donating wooden trains in Orlando, FL. Kamdev Mantra for Love Spent childhood writing about magma for fun and profit. Had a brief career short selling heroin in Fort Lauderdale, FL. Set new standards for lecturing about easy-bake-ovens in Cuba. Gifted in writing about the elderly with no outside help. Enthusiastic about writing about barbie dolls on the black market.